Monday, November 28, 2005

GSCE 'O' Levels Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question: Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah. Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao. If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak. Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah." Singalella very happy because ! she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder. Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?" So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singale! lla, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!" Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly. Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly. zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball. leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating. kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Bloody Hell. Cursing ppl lost hp lah.. I think i should start believing in Karma... My third day after losing my ez-link card. I looked as if i dun give it a damn.
I bloody hell give it a big damn! 21st birthday present from close friend and i lost it just like that! I dun happen to fall into the 'always lost things' category and i always believe i know where my things are (and i really know where my things are) I can't remembered when's the previous time my stuff is missing (i think it's a hand made bear by my sis and it was stolen, not lost)

Still recuperating from my loss... to the one who picked up my ez link card, good loh, nice card with money inside...

(#*#&$%*Q&@%*&%$)




Monday, November 14, 2005

Christmas here Again!

Today saw my office building was being decorated with christmas lightings, i realised one year has passed and the time of the year is back again...

Dear Santa,

Last year you failed to bless me with the kaizi to provide me with my sony ericsson K700i and i had to buy it with my own money! Look at my previous entry in Hi5...

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Great thing that the govt gave us $400 more to spend.. but what about this year? I want a ipod Nano.. If your north pole there dunno what is ipod Nano, i can email you the photo and tell you that Carrefour at Plaza Singapura is selling at quite cheap around $348 for a 2G one..

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Somemore ah, people heng heng on the floor also can pick up handphone. So just bless me with good luck that i can pick up things like mp3 and 3G phones.. esp those that have no security locks one.. those blur uncles or aunties who dunno how to protect their handphones and yet buy expensive ones to show off type.. *Mean mean mean Devilina* If not then bless me win trips to Star Cruise or win cold hard cash. .

Hmm... think think think.. i want a new handphone..

Kum Xia Santa! Terima Kasih Santa! Xie Xie Santa! Arigato Gozaimas Santa! Thanks Santa! You better bless me with one of my wishes.. Cos i'm Reeeeaaaalllllly nice this year.. If not i will kidnap Rudolph! Argh!




Sunday, November 13, 2005

Well, last week was pretty stressed, almost burnt out! Busy with SQC PEO Audit and after which engrossed in Kids Camp! Busy busy and more busy..

Pretty challenging handling kids camps... not the kids that bothers me.. it's their parents! they wanted detailed information and i so happen to 'help out' and so happen that i dun have.. things like the whole day timetable.. sorry loh, i only have the outline and what we will be covering. Haiz.. i just wanna get done and over it. Coordinating it sucks more than languages..

Anyway, the results of the audit isnt out yet, be ready in 2 weeks. The 2 auditors were so emotionless creatures.. din reveal any hints whether we got the PEO or not.. unlike Casetrust, where the auditors said we have minor errors.. it's like only less than 15 private schools get PEO.. Hope we can really get through and not have to undergo this audit again.. but then, if we were to pass this audit, the next one will be scheduled next. ISO 9002 certification.. it's never ending i guess..

Anyway bosses were great to us, gave us a day off as a reward for those stressful week. I claimed half day last fri and send Molla back to Indonesia. Went with Ash to send her off.. 1st time sending her off ever since we know her from yr 1 and she's flying back during holidays.
Till we meet again my gym khaki!

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Today went back office for a workshop. The whole training session was boring! 2 caucasians were training and somewhere in the middle i was already daydreaming.. then my eyes were getting heavier and i think i needed toothpicks to keep my eyes from closing. the session was nothing concerning much about my work scope and i suspect that we were there to boost the numbers.. the target audience is only my bosses and teachers.. which adds up to less than 10.. But lunch and snacks motivated me to go (we still have to go anyway).

Even though dining in our ever again pathetic cafe wasnt the most fantastic one, it's free! I didn't order the best, just went ahead with the majority.. rushed down to Cineleisure for KTV session arounf 2.30pm.. great session!

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My Pure Milk T-shirt matches the wall neh... haha




Wednesday, November 09, 2005

SQC AUDIT!

TODAY IS THE DAY.

TEE GONG AH... BO BI UN NANG SHUN SHUN LI LI PASSED JIT EH SQC EH AUDIT. 9AM TO 5PM...

BO BI BO BI AH....

KUM XIA KUM XIA...